An outside perspective. Real research. A specific, prioritised path forward.
That's a Matriarch Advisory Report.
Get a report — $97How it works
Fill out my little form. Tell me a bit about your problem and your business.
Pay. (I know, right?)
I'll email you with a round of questions so I can go deep. They might be easy. They might make you think. Either way, your honest answers are what shape the final report. If the question you're asking is worth $97, it's definitely worth giving me your soul here. (*evil laugh*...I'm kidding. Mostly.)
Wait — up to 5 business days — while I do my thing.
Your report arrives as a PDF in your inbox. Specific. Prioritised. Yours to act on.
You tell me how great I am in a little review.
Is this a sales pitch?
I know these days people are selling products that are just funnels into bigger, more expensive things. This is not that. In fact, I'll often talk you out of spending money on other things I offer.
I will never position myself as your only option. If I think you need a website, I'll tell you your options — including ones that have nothing to do with me.
Sometimes the question is diagnostic.
Raelynn runs a service business. She was getting 350 website visits a month and booking nothing. She'd been told her SEO needed work and had spent months assuming that was the problem.
SEO can always be improved. But improving the wrong thing still leaves the chain broken.
Her contact page was throwing a 404 error. Her about page had a broken image where her photo should have been. Her newsletter displayed "0 issues published" as a live stat. Her events page was empty but still inviting people to book.
Her SEO score was 83. Perfectly healthy. Not what she needed to fix first.
The report came back with fourteen issues, prioritised by severity, each with a specific fix and a time estimate.
Now she can move forward.
Sometimes the question is strategic.
Cynthia runs Magic Reset — in-home support for mothers navigating the hard seasons of family life. Her question was: what's my first concrete step to taking this business online?
The unspoken part — the part that came out when I asked questions — was "without giving away my soul."
The report identified the three distinct things her clients were actually paying for, mapped three phases of online business development in the right sequence, surfaced a bilingual opportunity she'd been sitting on without realising it, and gave her honest revenue projections — not optimistic ones.
"Reading this report felt like being genuinely seen. Not just as a business, but as a person. You named things I hadn't been able to articulate myself. What struck me most is that this report confirmed something I really needed to hear: that I can build the business I dream of and stay completely true to who I am."
Cynthia — Magic Reset
Want to see what a report actually looks like before you order one?
Download a sample report ↓Common questions people bring
- Why isn't my website converting?
- Is my pricing working against me?
- Does my positioning make sense?
- What should I fix first?
- What's my first step toward the thing I've been circling?
If your question isn't on this list, bring it anyway. If it's the right scope for a report, I'll tell you. If it needs something different, I'll tell you that too.
Get a report.
You'll hear from me within one business day to confirm receipt and send your questions.