WordPress websites
from $5k.

If your website is slow, confusing, or doesn't let customers book and pay without you on the phone — it's not doing its job.

You didn't start a business to be a full-time phone operator. But here you are, taking bookings manually, chasing invoices, and apologizing for a website that doesn't show off what you do.

I fix that.

Who I work with

Established businesses that already know who they are. You're not looking for a rebrand — you're looking for a website that earns its keep.

Right now I'm working with:

Cleaning businesses  ·  Party and retail shops

Different industry? Get in touch — I add new types as I serve them.

Who I don't work with

Let's save us both some time:

• MLM, weight loss, cosmetic surgery — anything that preys on women or profits from people feeling bad about themselves. Hard no.
• Bigots. Fatphobic, racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-trans — if any of that's your vibe, keep moving.
• Personal brands. If your brand is "you," the copy needs to be in your voice, not mine. One exception: entertainers. Circus, drag, anything kooky — I'm in.
• People who need weekly video calls. One before we start is fine. After that, we work async. I'm not doing check-in meetings.

What I do

I rebuild WordPress websites to work for your business. Not pretty for the sake of it (though it'll look good) — functional, fast, and built to sell. One project at a time. Your site gets my full attention.

• Speed — because nobody waits for a slow website
• SEO and keyword research — so the right people find you
• Accessibility — because it's 2026 and you're not an asshole
• Booking and payment systems — so customers can book and pay without you on the phone
• Custom one-step checkouts — clear processes so they give you their money
• Recurring payment setups — for subscription services and repeat bookings
• Shop structure and category cleanup — so the right products show up the right way
• Content that doesn't suck — keyword-researched and written by someone who actually writes

Why work with me

15 years in business. 10 years building websites. I built my first website because the web designers I spoke to didn't understand what I needed and tried to talk me out of it. I learned to code so I wouldn't have to rely on someone who didn't get it.

I'm pedantic. A website is like a car — it's at its best the day you drive it off the lot. It's not going to get faster, more accessible, or more user-friendly over time. The details need to be right the first time.

I write. Not just code — actual words. The content on your site will be written by someone who knows how to write, not just filler to pad out a page.

I get business processes. If I see an opportunity to save you time, I'll build it into your quote. Not a generic "systemise everything" pitch — a specific fix for your specific business.

One person, whole project. Websites are a multi-skill, holistic thing. Most people only do one part — tech, copywriting, or design. You end up needing a team of ten to get one site up. No thanks.

I understand the code. In the age of AI, people are installing code they don't understand. That's terrifying — the risk of exposing your customers' financial information because some cowboy let a chatbot write their checkout and didn't know how to check it. I won't add custom code I can't explain, check, or maintain. Accessible and fast doesn't just make a better site — it makes a safer one.

Case studies

The assessment

Here's what happens when you request an assessment:

1. You tell me what's not working. What's frustrating you? What's costing you time? What are customers complaining about?
2. I dig in. I look at your front end — and if you give me a login, your back end too.
3. You get a costed list. Every problem I'd fix, with solutions and prices for each item. You choose what's in scope and what's not.
4. No lock-in. Take the list to someone else for a comparison quote if you want. I'm not worried.

No pressure. No obligation. Just a clear picture of what's wrong, what it'd cost to fix, and whether I'm the right person for the job.

Payment

$1k upfront to hold your place. Balance on commencement. If the build takes me longer than estimated, that's on me — I don't come back chasing more money.